Jooner

Name: Jooner Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

A member of the Jewish mafia, who is also a gooner. The Jewish Gooner Boys.

Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.

Jooner by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023

Words you can keep

jooner

Someone who joons (disrespects) someone or something.

That fucker just spilt his pint on my shirt. What a fucking jooner!

jooner by Jon Phishman March 6, 2007

Related Words

jooner • Joner • JOINER • johner • joober • Joaner • Joener • jooter • joonecore • joyner lucas

Jooner

A real word from the Greek dictionary that explains a persons behaviour.

Bro you are being such a jooner!

Jooner by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

Jr finger pointer joyner by lord of hell June 18, 2010

owen joyner

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.

Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner

owen joyner by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

January Joiner by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on January 19, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026