Joener
Joe had a joener
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Joener
When a person gets an awkward boner and tries to do the uptuck action and unknowingly uptucks too far. thus, the head is popping out of the waistband
Joener by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009
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Joener by stellacruze January 13, 2017
Joener
Jr finger pointer joyner
Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Jr finger pointer joyner by lord of hell June 18, 2010
owen joyner
The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.
owen joyner by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021
Jooner
Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.
Jooner by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023
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Soul digger
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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