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A great smart guy who is funny, athletic, and good looking, and is always there for his friends; the best Asian ever. Period.
Look at Mr. February, he's a real Joohn.
Joohn by Phassie March 9, 2011
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John Deacon 

John Deacon is the bassist of the well popular band - Queen. His nickname is Deaky. Some people argue over the fact that it's spelled Deacy and not Deaky, but we don't talk about that. He has said in many interviews that Freddie was his best friend. Some people ship them as a couple (Deacury) but guess what, we don't talk about that either. John is a dancing queen, hense his second nickname Disco Deaky. In the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by the actor Joe Mazzello who is very similar to John.
Girl 1: I just saw a new leaked image of John Deacon!
Girl 2: Wtf, we need to take it down! The man deserves his privacy!

John Barosa 

Mr. Barrister John Warosa, or simply John Warosa, is a fictional character, created by an unnamed 419 advanced fee scammer, and later co-opted by YouTuber Atomic Shrimp, and has become infamous in the scambaiting community. His backstory varies, but he is usually portrayed as a barrister, or a hypothetical second scammer, attempting to interrupt an ongoing scam. He was immortalised in song by Eric Castiglia's song "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa."

Notably, the spelling of his last name is inconsistent, due to an error on the part of the scammer than originally conceived him, and is spelled both "Barosa" and "Warosa", with the Barosa spelling normally appearing in video titles, and the Warosa spelling appearing in the video itself.
Hi there, I don't remember entering this competition - what is this about? Is your name John Warosa or John Barosa? What is going on? Thanks, Manuel.
John Barosa by TheLobsterCopter5000 January 23, 2021

John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.
Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"
John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019
John Cena but Chinese. He also loves Bing Chilling.
Who is John Xina?

Bing Chilling.
John Xina by anonymous September 28, 2021

John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz

Plastic John

A Plastic John, sometimes shortened to PJ, describes any individual who's grasp of the English language and conversation skills are limited to the constant repetition of the same sentence over and over and over until all you want to do is push sharp objects into your ears. They feign intelligence but their social and verbals skill give them away.
"Hi Plastic John, how are you?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"What did you do today PJ?" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
"You pick a topic of conversation then" Plastic John - "You're and idiot, go to bed, You're and idiot, go to bed"
Plastic John by Kung Of The Duckheads February 27, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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