joohnald 

Brash asshole. Typically has gout flare ups. Suffers under the her own weight and those of his failing business ventures. Known to be biggest regret of his wife's life.

Man, that Michael Moore is a total joohnald

joohnald by Debnar Lothbrok December 19, 2016

johnald crump 

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016