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A slang for the Ripper tipper pocket pack with crushing tray used generally to make a joint or a spliff.

A.k.a Jonts.

Pass me the jontsy.

Does anyone have a Jontsy?

You are welcome to the party, but you gotta bring your own Jontsy.

Jontsy by Wildlotusrising December 30, 2025

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jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007

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Jonesy

A sexy beast, good in bed

Wow! He was such a jonesy last night!

Jonesy by DarthJader24 June 16, 2011

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jintsy

Similar to chintzy, but can be used in a greater variety of contexts. Messed up, ugly, strange, broken, crazy, etc.

That website is looking jintsy.

jintsy by Urban Dictionarier June 23, 2010

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Jonesy

The blonde default mf from Fortnite

Lmao this Jonesy is so bad a building.

Jonesy by Zoost September 21, 2018

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Jonesy Knockers

Referred to in certain places in England as a form of genital warts.

"Dude i can't believe you've got Jonesy Knockers, thats disgusting."

Jonesy Knockers by Pimp_UK February 4, 2009

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Jonty

A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.

"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."

"Why thank you Jonty."

"You have excelled yourself Jonty."

Jonty by Carl Dadd December 23, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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