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Joniaya is a great friend, dancer, sister, daughter, and if anyone is lucky to have her, a great girlfriend. When you find a Joniaya don't let her go. She can be mean sometimes but only if you're mean to her. She's a girly girl but she isn't stuck up or anything. She is soooooo beautiful. Yes, you'll have your "out of breath moment" when you first see her but she doesn't like when people stare. So many people talk bad about her but she doesn't care, although, she is very sensitive. Joniaya is such a goofy person. She laughs about almost everything and that is why her presence is something amazing. If you want a great and marvelous time, get a Joniaya.
"OMGG! That girl can dress and she's so pretty!!"
"Yeah, her name's Joniaya."
"Let's go talk to her!"
"Yeah but make sure not to freeze up when you're face to face with her."
"Yeah, her name's Joniaya."
"Let's go talk to her!"
"Yeah but make sure not to freeze up when you're face to face with her."
Joniaya by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018
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Jontay
You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
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