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Jontaya is a unique name
"Hey jontaya can u pass me a paper?"
jontaya by Jontavia November 21, 2021
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Joniaya is a great friend, dancer, sister, daughter, and if anyone is lucky to have her, a great girlfriend. When you find a Joniaya don't let her go. She can be mean sometimes but only if you're mean to her. She's a girly girl but she isn't stuck up or anything. She is soooooo beautiful. Yes, you'll have your "out of breath moment" when you first see her but she doesn't like when people stare. So many people talk bad about her but she doesn't care, although, she is very sensitive. Joniaya is such a goofy person. She laughs about almost everything and that is why her presence is something amazing. If you want a great and marvelous time, get a Joniaya.
"OMGG! That girl can dress and she's so pretty!!"
"Yeah, her name's Joniaya."
"Let's go talk to her!"
"Yeah but make sure not to freeze up when you're face to face with her."
Joniaya by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018
A big dick, super hot, and amazing in bed. He will rock your world!
Person1: Have you done it with Jontay yet!

Person2: Yeah biggest orgasum ever!
Jontay by Sexmonkey6969 January 1, 2018

jontasaurus 

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat
Wow, look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus
jontasaurus by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020
You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
Jontay is so cool and funny.
Jontay by Jjnicole March 25, 2019

jontasaurus 

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat
Wow look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus
jontasaurus by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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