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Jonesy'd 

To reference one's own created word and then proving it's existence through an objective authority such as Urban Dictionary, Wiki_____, etc.
As in a game of scrabble or other words-for-points game, a player may reference a self created word expecting a score change in their favor.

"Triple word score for Becky, she Jonesy'd with her own made up word (crusticle) and won!"
Jonesy'd by Mezomitch January 22, 2010
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when one torches a ganja bowl
Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!
jones'd by Dr. Ganjaman June 14, 2010

Indiana Jones'd 

To kill someone after they try acting cool.

Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.
Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!
Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.
1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!
Jones'd by BuckeyesSuck June 13, 2011

Indiana Jones'd 

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.
After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.
Indiana Jones'd by P-Cox December 31, 2007

Mike Jones'd 

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.
Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd
Mike Jones'd by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being
Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up
Jones'd up by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014
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