jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

jonesy

A term used to describe a unfair player in a type of game. Normally from a southern decent and competes at a professional level.

We had bob playing with us today and he must of been playing like a jonesy.

by cplzzz October 8, 2009

jonesy

Someone who likes to cut others grass

"Cant beleive that cunt pulled a jonesy on me and fucked my mrs"

by thrashed_jet March 17, 2009

jonesy

The great God of Gt. Yarmouth College studying HND Computing. \0/

A very awsome d00d.

by Jonesy February 12, 2004

Jonesy

A sexy beast, good in bed

Wow! He was such a jonesy last night!

by DarthJader24 June 16, 2011

Jonesy

The blonde default mf from Fortnite

Lmao this Jonesy is so bad a building.

by Zoost September 21, 2018

Jonesied

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018