Jonesport 

A town with a bunch of people with no teeth and impossible to understand, all they do is fish for lobster. Also everybody talks behind everybody's back there.

AAY bub ai uh i'm frum junsport, i uh maen jonesport bub. Gota go owt to hauuul tomaroow.

Jonesport by Trent Beal October 29, 2020

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy

"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah

Jonesport jumpa by hahafail April 15, 2021

Jonesport Maine 

Jonesport Maine is a stupid town in downeast Maine. The most know feature of Jonesport is incest. If you live in Jonesport your family tree is a wreath.

In Jonesport Maine your mother might also be your sister.

Jonesport Maine by ihgosfl. September 1, 2011

Hulio Jonesworth 

The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.

I was cranking Hulio Jonesworth last night and got a mean buzz from her

Hulio Jonesworth by Squish the Cranker October 12, 2017

Jansporting

The act of putting a backpack on a drunk friend before they go to sleep, as to prevent them from rolling to their back, throwing up, and drowning in their own vomit.

Look, Jake is over their Jansporting that drunk ass bitch so she doesn't die.

Jansporting by J Dubski May 21, 2016

Jonesboro 

A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.

Jonesboro is a crappy place to live unless you are a right-wing, Southern baptist.

Jonesboro by Glad to be out of there August 27, 2008

jansport 

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.

"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"

jansport by bTreezy October 18, 2006