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Jansporting

The act of putting a backpack on a drunk friend before they go to sleep, as to prevent them from rolling to their back, throwing up, and drowning in their own vomit.
Look, Jake is over their Jansporting that drunk ass bitch so she doesn't die.
Jansporting by J Dubski May 21, 2016

jansport 

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.
"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"
jansport by bTreezy October 18, 2006

jansport 

A term used in first person shooter games to describe a player that 'camps' around one spot, whether it be for weapons or a advantageous position.
That fool is a freaken' jansport, always in the same corner!
jansport by Paul Chua November 7, 2006

Jansported 

Jansporting is when you dip out on a date or gf in a rush without saying goodbye, leaving your personal items behind. Due to the hysterical nature of the gf, it is best to leave behind all of your items and start new. A Jansport bookbag was a staple of the 90's, and now degenerates use it to carry a spare change of clothes when they meet up with a gf at a hotel. When the situation goes badly, the Jansport bag and all of its items are left behind, and a new Jansport bag begins its journey.
The weekend started fine, but then she started to ask about my ex, and then got hysterical, so I Jansported her. Now I need to go to 7-Eleven and buy new deodorant and mouthwash before we go out to the club.
Jansported by HouseChent July 14, 2023

Jansport 

A Homosapien (male) who is known to ruin a date/Friends Play to feel game at the bars or clubs by being all over them, literally.
Aren was all over Regina the other night at Motif like a backpack, Hence he will be named Jansport.
Jansport by Anonymous maximus January 25, 2008

Jansporting

When a smaller person acts as the big spoon for a larger person. In this position, it looks as if the larger person is wearing a Jansport backpack.
Rick is usually the big spoon, but tonight Chelsea was jansporting him.
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