Jansporting is when you dip out on a date or gf in a rush without saying goodbye, leaving your personal items behind. Due to the hysterical nature of the gf, it is best to leave behind all of your items and start new. A Jansport bookbag was a staple of the 90's, and now degenerates use it to carry a spare change of clothes when they meet up with a gf at a hotel. When the situation goes badly, the Jansport bag and all of its items are left behind, and a new Jansport bag begins its journey.
The weekend started fine, but then she started to ask about my ex, and then got hysterical, so I Jansported her. Now I need to go to 7-Eleven and buy new deodorant and mouthwash before we go out to the club.
by HouseChent July 14, 2023
The act of putting a backpack on a drunk friend before they go to sleep, as to prevent them from rolling to their back, throwing up, and drowning in their own vomit.
by J Dubski May 03, 2016
Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.
by bTreezy October 18, 2006
A term used in first person shooter games to describe a player that 'camps' around one spot, whether it be for weapons or a advantageous position.
by Paul Chua November 07, 2006
A Homosapien (male) who is known to ruin a date/Friends Play to feel game at the bars or clubs by being all over them, literally.
by Anonymous maximus January 25, 2008
When a smaller person acts as the big spoon for a larger person. In this position, it looks as if the larger person is wearing a Jansport backpack.
by Lloyd Ferryweather August 27, 2017
You here Blyrone gettin to that jansport peculiar? Sittin on his ass at work and just copped that new G-wagon! Talmbout we need step our game up fam!
by KeithyG1620 March 30, 2023