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Hulio Jonesworth 

The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.
I was cranking Hulio Jonesworth last night and got a mean buzz from her

JonesGotBones 

He was superior entity of great power. JonesGotBones was a feared being due to it's occasional "harvests". Every 100 years, this thing came to earth to collect bones. His motivation was unknown. However, the Ahmed's mask aliens and Thomas's hair teamed up to seal his spirit in the body of a child. He is now powerless.
Wow I am so scared of JonesGotBones
Yeah fr
JonesGotBones by JonesGotBones December 5, 2022

Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy
"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah
Jonesport jumpa by hahafail April 15, 2021

Joeposting 

The act of echoing, reposting, or commenting on the latest Jое Bidеn drama. This act of joeposting inherently muddies the water while something more important is happening.
Oh my God, everyone is joeposting instead of paying attention to the AZ Audits!
Joeposting by M-Dawg 5Kilo September 11, 2021

Jonesport Maine 

Jonesport Maine is a stupid town in downeast Maine. The most know feature of Jonesport is incest. If you live in Jonesport your family tree is a wreath.
In Jonesport Maine your mother might also be your sister.
Jonesport Maine by ihgosfl. September 1, 2011

Jonesport 

A town with a bunch of people with no teeth and impossible to understand, all they do is fish for lobster. Also everybody talks behind everybody's back there.
AAY bub ai uh i'm frum junsport, i uh maen jonesport bub. Gota go owt to hauuul tomaroow.
Jonesport by Trent Beal October 29, 2020