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Hulio Jonesworth
The Hulio Jonesworth is a deluxe vaporizer that is good for school boys and girls to take phat rips of in the bathroom stall. With these USB devices, a common trick is called the ghost where you take a long wop let some out that slurp that milky cloud back down into the lungs.
Hulio Jonesworth by Squish the Cranker October 12, 2017
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JonesGotBones
He was superior entity of great power. JonesGotBones was a feared being due to it's occasional "harvests". Every 100 years, this thing came to earth to collect bones. His motivation was unknown. However, the Ahmed's mask aliens and Thomas's hair teamed up to seal his spirit in the body of a child. He is now powerless.
JonesGotBones by JonesGotBones December 5, 2022
Jonesport jumpa
a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy
"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah
Jonesport jumpa by hahafail April 15, 2021
Joeposting
The act of echoing, reposting, or commenting on the latest Jое Bidеn drama. This act of joeposting inherently muddies the water while something more important is happening.
Joeposting by M-Dawg 5Kilo September 11, 2021
Jonesport Maine
Jonesport Maine is a stupid town in downeast Maine. The most know feature of Jonesport is incest. If you live in Jonesport your family tree is a wreath.
Jonesport Maine by ihgosfl. September 1, 2011
Jonesport
A town with a bunch of people with no teeth and impossible to understand, all they do is fish for lobster. Also everybody talks behind everybody's back there.
Jonesport by Trent Beal October 29, 2020
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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