Jonascide 

The Destruction of music by the "music" band, Jonas Brothers.

Disney Channel; "New Jonas Brothers in stores..."

Bob; "Oh my god... when will the Jonascide end?"

Jonascide by Earthling 12345476586646876798 March 8, 2009

Jonacide 

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.

1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)

Jonacide by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009

jonside 

The last place anyone wants to be

Easy bro if you're not careful you'll end up on Jonside

jonside by NotJonSide December 30, 2017

Jonahcide 

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

Jonahcide by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

Jonasized 

to have your whole room filled with Jonas Brothers posters/memorabilia. It also means to be completely and utterly obsessed with the Jo Bros.

Girl 1- Is your whole room like jonasized??!"
Girl 2- OMG HELL YES!

Jonasized by katelyn92 January 11, 2008

jenaside 

jen•a•side (jen'e'-sid'.) n. The systematic and planned intimidation of African American people, through fear of lynching. jen.a•sid'al (sid'l) adj., jen.a•sid-al•ly adv.

noun:
the deliberate intimidation of a racial or cultural group

The noose has been used throughout history to instill fear. Many times this fear has become a reality for blacks in America. The Jena Six incident in Jena, Louisiana demonstrated the cultural significance of lynching, as nooses tied to a tree recalled the history of lynching. This practice came to an end largely due to the efforts of a radio talk show personality by the name of Michael Baisden in the year 2007. His efforts to bring attention to the plight of the Jena Six have earned him much respect and admiration.
America has two sides, one is the American dream and the other is the Jenaside.

jenaside by harold moore December 5, 2007

Jonaside 

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.

Dude, if you performed the act of Jonaside my little sister's life would be over.

Jonaside by Silly_Mel April 21, 2011