Jonaside
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Jonacide
The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
Jonacide by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
Related Words
Jonaside • Jonasized • jenaside • Jonacide • jonaidee • Jonascide • jonside • Jonas Diec • jonas sidecar
jonside
jonside by NotJonSide December 30, 2017
Jonascide
Jonascide by Earthling 12345476586646876798 March 8, 2009
jenaside
jen•a•side (jen'e'-sid'.) n. The systematic and planned intimidation of African American people, through fear of lynching. jen.a•sid'al (sid'l) adj., jen.a•sid-al•ly adv.
noun:
the deliberate intimidation of a racial or cultural group
noun:
the deliberate intimidation of a racial or cultural group
The noose has been used throughout history to instill fear. Many times this fear has become a reality for blacks in America. The Jena Six incident in Jena, Louisiana demonstrated the cultural significance of lynching, as nooses tied to a tree recalled the history of lynching. This practice came to an end largely due to the efforts of a radio talk show personality by the name of Michael Baisden in the year 2007. His efforts to bring attention to the plight of the Jena Six have earned him much respect and admiration.
America has two sides, one is the American dream and the other is the Jenaside.
America has two sides, one is the American dream and the other is the Jenaside.
jenaside by harold moore December 5, 2007
jonasized
working out to Jonas Brothers music to get skinny and fit just in case you "accidentally" run into them at their very own house in LA or NJ or wherever they are at the time.
Obsessed fan one: "AYYE YO! Lets get Jonasized!"
Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"
Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."
aaahahah.
wow.
Obsessed fan two: "THIS IS HARD WORK!
Isn't it Burnin' Up in here? While I'm Jonasizing!"
Obsessed fan one: "Youre fat and ugly, you need to be Jonasized."
aaahahah.
wow.
jonasized by bbbrittanybbbyo October 15, 2008
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