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Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".
Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.
by jewish american princes March 10, 2015
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Jonacide

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)
by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
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Jonascide

The Destruction of music by the "music" band, Jonas Brothers.
Disney Channel; "New Jonas Brothers in stores..."

Bob; "Oh my god... when will the Jonascide end?"
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Jonaside

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.
Dude, if you performed the act of Jonaside my little sister's life would be over.
by Silly_Mel April 21, 2011
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jonaidee

This person likes to ghost someone , doesn't consider anyone's feelings . A coward when it comes to his feelings . He prefers to keep his feelings to himself instead of saying it . But when times of need he'll always be there for you. He's clingy and softhearted once you get close to him . He sometimes act immature and childish but all he needs is love and attention .
Jonaidee , te amo
by whitefury November 23, 2021
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Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement
I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves
by Big aldo November 30, 2018
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