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Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth?? 

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *


Umm Feg?

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw 

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.
When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

Lil Jon-ing

When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.
Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)
Lil Jon-ing by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017
Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something
Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.
Jonin' by Dorno July 29, 2009
To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles
Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂
jonin by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022
getting owned, smoked, mocked, played
dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!
joninx by parapark December 14, 2011