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Whos COcks in Jon's Mouth?? 

SaSanta Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...Santa Clause...is cumming in Jon's Toof. Jiggle Wiggle Squiggle COck!..Jon Bang with 3 whole Cocks and a Sock!...Tickly my toofy, he watches I love Lucy.. He has Worms!
5yr old Punk: I stuck my Pee-Pee in Jon's Mouth Twice b4 he saw me! *Smiles*

Jon: * He overhears the boy and Giggles *


Umm Feg?

Jon's nuts in a rickshaw 

Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.
When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.

Lil Jon-ing

When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.
Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)
Lil Jon-ing by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017
Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something
Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.
Jonin' by Dorno July 29, 2009
To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles
Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂
jonin by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022
getting owned, smoked, mocked, played
dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!
joninx by parapark December 14, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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