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getting owned, smoked, mocked, played
dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!
joninx by parapark December 14, 2011
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A person of extreme chaos. Someone who's so chaotically amazing that not only does his awesome tend to burn your flesh and blind you, but he's so confusing he can make your brain explode. If you survive the initial skin burn, don't try to communicate with him, because he can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is. But underneath all the awesome is a heart of gold and an honorable person, definitely worth knowing. Even though it's a challenge.
Ahhhh! My brain is exploding and I can't see! There must be a Jonix!

He's not that horrible, he's just a Jonix.

My Jonix is better than your Jonix!
Jonix by Jonixluver April 13, 2010
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Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something
Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.
Jonin' by Dorno July 29, 2009
To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles
Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂
jonin by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
Joning by Merk Red July 30, 2008
to make jokes or insults towards another person
man he be jonin and you don't know it
Making fun of someone; negatively commenting on something about a person
Person 1: "Yo what the hell is she wearin? Look like she got dressed in the dark!"

Person 2: "Aww!! Why you jonin??"
jonin by klb2005 September 11, 2006
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