Jonina is a girl who is obsessed with unicorns. She and her friend thinks her english teacher sells her precious magecal unicorns to the black market.
by hellp\p\\jv9ejvep December 4, 2017
Get the jonina mug.She is the most wonderful person anyone could ever meet. She doubts herself sometimes because she doesn’t know how pretty she is! If you ever meet a Jolina hold on to her your in for a loop. She the wildest thing I have ever seen. She’s very athletic and has a lot of upper body strength! Jolina will make you laugh no matter what. She sticks by your side through your worst never doubting you for a minute. The crazy thing about crazy people is that they have an even crazier person behind them helping them do the things they are doing! Jolina is that crazy person and I love her just the way she is! She can be the best of the best of friends if you just give her a chance! If you ever come across a Jolina keep her close!
Them: She’s crazy what is doing, who is she?
Me: That’s Jolina and she’s having fun she’s the best! Why haven’t you tired talking to her?
Them: Because clearly she’s insane!
Me: I can see you haven’t met a Jolina before but maybe you should meet her before you judge her!
Me: That’s Jolina and she’s having fun she’s the best! Why haven’t you tired talking to her?
Them: Because clearly she’s insane!
Me: I can see you haven’t met a Jolina before but maybe you should meet her before you judge her!
by fe4everagreaser July 14, 2018
Get the Jolina mug.Noun, originating somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. A girl who is superlatively awesome, exerting her superiority wherever she goes (but in a non-pretentious manner; more of a transcendent, aloof hipness). Possible association with "terminator," though in an innocuous (not lethal) sense.
Alternately: An enigmatic and delightful person.
Alternately: An enigmatic and delightful person.
by that girl August 6, 2004
Get the janinator mug.Unique of course. How many Jolina's have you met lately? Fun, rarely serious, highly emotional, sometimes waaay too generous, talkative to a fault, loyal, brutally honest. Some have said beautiful, but I'd rather say "cute". Often loud. Seldom down. Word nerd, star trek geek, always have to have music on, eclectic. A natural positive energy surrounds Jolina, and she likes to give it out. LOVES to make people laugh. The type of person who will get in trouble by everyone else to help you out if thought to be in a friends' best interest. When you meet Jolina you may be taken aback for a moment, but give her a chance. : ) You won't regret it.
Chick 1- She can be sooo weird sometimes!! At least it makes me laugh!
Chick 2- What do you expect? Her name is Jolina. . .
Dude listening nearby- I like her! She's crazy.
Chick 2- What do you expect? Her name is Jolina. . .
Dude listening nearby- I like her! She's crazy.
by jda2012 October 10, 2012
Get the Jolina mug.She is a great friend, will do anything for anyone in need. She has massive style and beauty, and all of that can't even compare to her sense of humor and intelligence. She is the most loving and caring person you could meet and when she loves she loves hard. When she says the words " I love you " she means but she won't say them easily. It will take her whole heart for her to tell you that she loves you but when she does it will be amazing.
by Youngghodess May 13, 2018
Get the Joniya mug.A rare slovenian name, only given to children by boss parents that aren't basic. She's everything simply put. She's clever, sophisticated, makes you smile when you're feeling low and always has your back. It is a privilage to have her in your corner. She always looks for the best in people and takes time for her studies, BF, friends and everything in her life, which makes her a role model to everyone. On top of that perfect personality of hers, she also has the prettiest smile and gorgeus eyes, that you would want to stair into contantly. Like her parents, she's also a boss ass bit*h. When shit hits the fan, she sorts it out, no questions asked. She can be salty, but that's only because she's in a pepper container ;) She's got an amazing ability to finish other people's sentences and an uncompairable sense of humour which causes contagious laughter. More power to her!
by thankful loving brother January 21, 2021
Get the Janina mug.Jonida is a beautiful as a matter a fact shes a gorgeous girl everybody litterally everyone is jelous of she gets all the boys she has a perfect body when she walks in a room everyones vibes go from good to amazing when she laughs its so contagious that everyone gets it her long brunnet hair is litterally like fabulous its so silky and shiny. She is just so perfect there is no word to describe how amazing she is !!!
" Damn john do you see that gorgeous girl"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
by Onetreehillfan July 24, 2017
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