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Jon & Kate plus 8 

It is derived from a TV show on TLC. A couple that lives with 8 kids with chaos happening everyday.
The term is also interchangeable with a big 'Mexican family'.
Look at that 'Jon & Kate plus 8'!
Jon & Kate plus 8 by Yukester December 20, 2007
Words you can keep

Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8! 

When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.
When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"

Jon and Kate Plus 8 

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

jon and kate plus 8 

A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is a TV show on TLC.

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

Jon and Kate plus 8 

A TLC television show about a couple and their 8 children. It is one of the most watched shows on TLC. The show format is of the two parents recounting a particular day and the trails and tribulations that follow as they raise their children. These interview responses are interruptions to clips from that day. In other words, the most amazing show ever!
A: so what is your favorite show?
B: Jon and Kate plus 8
A: OMG ME TOO
Jon and Kate plus 8 by tlcrepresent December 18, 2008

Jon and Kate Plus 8 

An adorable show following the life of a family with sextuplets and twins.
Jon and Kate Plus 8 by hpo December 19, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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