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v. To befuddle dim bureaucrats with ironic interview questions designed to show the faults in their logic. Similar to pulling a stephen colbert but not as unctious. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Eddie! I hear your wife is going to jon stewart the principal at the assembly. I hope someone gets it on tape.

Tape? Why not say film you Cro-Magnon? It's all bytes on a hard-drive now my friend.

Yeah? Well byte this!
by gnostic1 February 03, 2012
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being โ€œthe infected.โ€
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didnโ€™t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
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the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"
by opossum March 18, 2005
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Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
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Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
by darkochick October 01, 2005
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Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

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VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
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1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode March 08, 2006
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