3 definitions by Justin Gerard
One: So, elliot spitzer hired whores?
Two: Yeah, then 2 days later he pulled a nixon and left the state.
One: Pussy
(Pull a nixon)
Two: Yeah, then 2 days later he pulled a nixon and left the state.
One: Pussy
(Pull a nixon)
by Justin Gerard May 27, 2008
A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010
a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.
by Justin Gerard December 2, 2008