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Nut Jumbler 

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Nut Jumbler by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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A penis. The word was popularised in parts of Cambridge University in late 2006 and has now entered the popular lexicon. The first known individual to use 'Jimbler' for 'penis' is thought to be a male graduate student at Darwin College.
'I've got timber in my jimbler' (I have an erection)
Jimbler by Robin Usher March 24, 2007
Someone who is Jocking on my balls. An individual who annoys you to such an extreme extent that you feel as if they are the painfully tight jockstrap constricting your genital region.
Dude, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's fuckin' legit. Its like he was tryna be 50 Cent and succeeded. Ballin!

Kanye? Legit? Tryna? 50 cent? Ballin? God dammit man, stop being such a jomber.
Jomber by FidelFromNoHomo March 27, 2011
...and so I learned, the man scooping up my dog's shit was a jobler.
Jobler by ToriSpellslot December 21, 2010
Someone who freezes their shit and then uses it to insert it up their batty for arrousal purposes
That dudes a fkn jumbler!
jumbler by mosh June 29, 2004

scrambler jambler 

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.
xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?