jumbler

Someone who freezes their shit and then uses it to insert it up their batty for arrousal purposes

That dudes a fkn jumbler!

jumbler by mosh June 29, 2004

Nut Jumbler 

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

Nut Jumbler by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"

Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"

JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.

He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.

Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

crotch jumble 

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area

"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"

crotch jumble by StefanStamp June 11, 2008

Jumbled 

When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.

bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.

Jumbled by millybeth April 27, 2019

Jumblet 

A grouping of two pieces of sushi comprising a full row.

Man that's a sweet jumblet.

Can I take the whole jumblet, or should we split it?

That ninja stole my jumblet!

Jumblet by Senor Baanaanaa February 14, 2010