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Someone who freezes their shit and then uses it to insert it up their batty for arrousal purposes
That dudes a fkn jumbler!
jumbler by mosh June 29, 2004
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Nut Jumbler 

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Nut Jumbler by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

crotch jumble 

someone who is caught with their hands down their pants, or their hands over their genital area
"Hey Evalin, stop picking your crotch jumble and come over here"
crotch jumble by StefanStamp June 11, 2008
When you are both high, and drunk. Another word for crossed.
bro, we’re gonna get so jumbled tonight fuck.
Jumbled by millybeth April 27, 2019
A grouping of two pieces of sushi comprising a full row.
Man that's a sweet jumblet.

Can I take the whole jumblet, or should we split it?

That ninja stole my jumblet!
Jumblet by Senor Baanaanaa February 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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