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Joke-off 

A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...

During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.

It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...

Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...

Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...

Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...

Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
Joke-off by Ryuuichi August 11, 2009
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Joke off 

When a group of men gather in the bathroom to masturbate while there is a turd in the comode and while sponsor's mom is in the shower.
Man, the other day we had the best joke off ever at my brothers' friend's house. What set the tone for it was when his hot mom went into the shower. Meanwhile, my brother had just tooken a crap and didnt flush. I was to easily the first one to climax in our joke off, as I had seen a smoking hot silhouette coming off the shower curtains.
Joke off by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

fucked off for a bad joke 

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"

Offensive Joke 

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.
Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)

Practical-offending-joke 

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Practical-offending-joke by Robin December 10, 2003

Offensive joke 

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.
1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

—-
2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
Offensive joke by Eliorb July 1, 2020

Offensive Joke 

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.
Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark
Offensive Joke by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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