7 definitions by jgsteroid50

Jane Off

When you masterbate while your penis is in pain like an elderly man.

I had a Jane Off last night and it hurt.

by jgsteroid50 January 15, 2011

Shaft Rub

When somebody rubs the male shaft insainely, or handjob.

Hey man, I got another Shaft Rub last night.

by jgsteroid50 January 17, 2011

Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

by jgsteroid50 January 15, 2011

blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 19, 2011

Jimmy Off

When a group of nerds jack off to their library books.

Einstein got horny but no vijajay for him, so he willl Jimmy Off to his library books.

by jgsteroid50 January 1, 2011

Jeb Off

When you climax on each other during a Jake Off

My hair is very sticky from the Jeb Off last night.

by jgsteroid50 January 17, 2011

Joke off

When a group of men gather in the bathroom to masturbate while there is a turd in the comode and while sponsor's mom is in the shower.

Man, the other day we had the best joke off ever at my brothers' friend's house. What set the tone for it was when his hot mom went into the shower. Meanwhile, my brother had just tooken a crap and didnt flush. I was to easily the first one to climax in our joke off, as I had seen a smoking hot silhouette coming off the shower curtains.

by jgsteroid50 January 15, 2011