Definitions by jgsteroid50

blue dragon jizz 

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

blue dragon jizz by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Jeb Off 

When you climax on each other during a Jake Off

My hair is very sticky from the Jeb Off last night.

Jeb Off by jgsteroid50 January 18, 2011

Shaft Rub

When somebody rubs the male shaft insainely, or handjob.

Hey man, I got another Shaft Rub last night.

Shaft Rub by jgsteroid50 January 17, 2011

Jane Off 

When you masterbate while your penis is in pain like an elderly man.

I had a Jane Off last night and it hurt.

Jane Off by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

Johnson off

When a group of men see who gets the biggest erection

Mike bet $50 that he would win the big johnson off at Jake's frat party.

Johnson off by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

Joke off 

When a group of men gather in the bathroom to masturbate while there is a turd in the comode and while sponsor's mom is in the shower.

Man, the other day we had the best joke off ever at my brothers' friend's house. What set the tone for it was when his hot mom went into the shower. Meanwhile, my brother had just tooken a crap and didnt flush. I was to easily the first one to climax in our joke off, as I had seen a smoking hot silhouette coming off the shower curtains.

Joke off by jgsteroid50 January 16, 2011

Jimmy Off 

When a group of nerds jack off to their library books.

Einstein got horny but no vijajay for him, so he willl Jimmy Off to his library books.

Jimmy Off by jgsteroid50 December 31, 2010