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A joke that could possibly offend somebody. In my opinion, the best part of comedy.
Here's an offensive joke:
Where does being right make you wrong?
In politics!
by The Guy of Enlightenment October 14, 2016
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Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
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by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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