2 definitions by Thepoliceis9

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.
Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
by Thepoliceis9 May 23, 2022
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"Give me a sec" refers to when a person is going somewhere but they have to finish something up. This gives me a second that could take up to 1 minute to 3 days.
Kirby:(texts Joshua) When are you going to come over? You are already 30 minutes late >:(

Josh:(Texts back) give me a sec, I'm on the boss battle.

(Six hours later)

Josh:(texts) I'm ready to come over!
by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022
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