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Things that people don't find funny because they are fucking pussies who can't take a joke! Some people would even call it "racist". Well shame on them!
Some offensive jokes include:

1. How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

2. What do you call a group of white men running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call a bunch of black men running down a hill?
911, there has been a jail break!

3. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is used to carry groceries!
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by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.
1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
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by Eliorb July 01, 2020
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Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.
Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark
by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019
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