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Adj. It is a disease that can spread rapidly by getting near a hoe/slut. (A disease that can spread by a hoe.)
Boy 1: look at her
Boy 2: I think she has johoena
Johoena by Nagshdb August 4, 2016
Words you can keep
A girl who ia amazing and nice love Able person and can make you laugh in a instant
Johena i the best person I have ever met
johena by Johena October 9, 2017
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Johonna is and asshole but once you get close or into her mindset shes very misunderstood and quite cute tbh even though she says "your done" 24/7 shes pretty kool shes just hard to get to open up but I kinda love her so yeah
I love you johonna aka loser aka ur a bozo
johonna by africuntisfunkdis November 29, 2021
A very kind-heart, fun yet short-tempered person. Cute and Beautiful! And quite possessive. And swings between being mature and immature depending the person around.
Damn, that girl's a Johyena!
johyena by Shades11 September 4, 2017
A tall handsome guy with glasses. Secretly gay but has a girlfriend to hide the fact he is. A sweet talker, friendly and caring person. Has a massive dong dong.
look a Johonas he's so handsome
Johonas by fishsticksaredumb November 4, 2021
The one girl who manages to steal your heart and make you wanna spend every day and night with em'

She's most likely barely 5 ft but still she gonna mess sh*t up

my/your rockstar girl
she's the world, best,everything,your love,only love
guys I finally bagged johonna and she's the best girlfriend I could every have
johonna by africuntisfunkdis November 29, 2021
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