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Johonna is and asshole but once you get close or into her mindset shes very misunderstood and quite cute tbh even though she says "your done" 24/7 shes pretty kool shes just hard to get to open up but I kinda love her so yeah
I love you johonna aka loser aka ur a bozo
johonna by africuntisfunkdis November 29, 2021
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johonna 

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The one girl who manages to steal your heart and make you wanna spend every day and night with em'

She's most likely barely 5 ft but still she gonna mess sh*t up

my/your rockstar girl
she's the world, best,everything,your love,only love
guys I finally bagged johonna and she's the best girlfriend I could every have
johonna by africuntisfunkdis November 29, 2021
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Johanna

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The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Johanna

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A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend
Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me
Johanna by JLMarieS January 29, 2019

Johanna

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The most loyal person you could meet also very funny she makes you laugh at any moment she is so attractive Please get a friend or girlfriend name Johanna because she will be the best you will ever have
Johanna is so funny and loyal
Johanna by love pandas August 11, 2017

Johanna Mason 

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A victor from District 7 in the Hunger Games, and also the toughest character in the entire series. Johanna suffers the loss of her entire family, then is tortured with electricity for a long period of time, but still ends up as strong as ever. She could kick Katniss's butt anyday.
Johanna Mason killed her opponents with an ax in the Hunger Games.
Johanna Mason by Sajak October 10, 2012

Johanna

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Johanna- okay how do I explain this? Are you looking for a friend who’s dumb in the best way possible? One who’s ode funny and will make you laugh 24/7? One who is extremely kind? One who you can just rant to about your feelings? I would like to proudly say- That, my friends, is a JOHANNA.
You should really find someone named Johanna to be your girlfriend or your best friend. She may be hard to understand at first, but once you get to know her, there’s so much more to her world. If someone is being an a**hole, she will beat them up 🤬👊 mess with her, she’ll tell you off straight up 👏👏 don’t mess with a Johanna EVER. If you have a problem with a Johanna then you’ve got some serious issues because there’s so much that you’ll be missing out on, PERIODT.
Friend: My bf broke up with me through text 😭😭😭
Johanna: Aw I’m so sorry
Friend: Like, who does that!!!
Johanna: WHERE HE AT? IMMA BEAT HIM UP 🤬👊👏
Friend: I’m so lucky to have a Johanna as a bestie 💕
Johanna by thatbish4567 October 14, 2019
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