johners 

A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.

The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.

johners by Furfurbush1976 November 27, 2019

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021

Jownership 

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

Jownership by plaice holder July 5, 2018

johnessa 

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates

About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

Johnesha 

the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.

boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect

Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

Johnest 

Saying something that might sound rude to other people but you are actually being honest, not rude.

(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill

Johnest by DominoRussia May 6, 2021

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

Johner by Dale Yea May 28, 2018