Johnesha

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the most kind and beautiful girl you will ever meet. she is willing to do just about anything for her friends and family. if you ever get yourself a Johnesha, don't let her go because she is absolutely perfect. her smile, her heart, and her beautiful brown eyes are the best things about her. she is an angel straight from the heavens.

boy: who is that girl?
girl: that's Johnesha
boy: man she is beautiful
girl: yeah i know, she is perfect

Johnesha by jkristie04 December 19, 2019

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Jahnesha

Most amazing person in the world, beautiful yet smart. she's the godess of the world. she is way better than a miriam.

we need someone to rule the world...
WHERES JAHNESHA?!!!

Jahnesha by MONKEY3737357y June 13, 2011

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johnessa

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates

About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016

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johnisha

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world and it stay wet

Johnisha , ah girl who got the best pussy in the world best pussy in the world

johnisha by Ndbebfbe September 13, 2015

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Jonesha

She’s a smart,funny,intelligent,beautiful,joy to be around;best looking girl with a gap you can ever meet.You’ll be a lucky person to meet one.

Girl 1: Hey who’s that new girl?
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.

Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.

Jonesha by Hey Gorgeous 😁 May 11, 2018

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jahnesha

she is beautiful smart and sexy. always loyal to her best friends and would make a good partner and will be loyal to you and will lift you up .

that girl is really beautiful she looks like a jahnesha

jahnesha by skystonecity June 2, 2018

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johnessa

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare

"I would marry a girl like johnessa"

johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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