Jownership

When someone called whose name starts 'Jo' e.g. Joe/Jo/Joanna/Joan takes control of a situation.

Hey Joe it would be great if you could take jownership of this for me

by plaice holder July 5, 2018

culture of ownership

The general feel in todays society that everything is somehow copyrighted or property of someone else to the point where it hinders creativity and makes it much more difficult to innovate. It is also the belief that just because you created/thought of something that you should have complete and total control over every aspect of that thing, object or idea.

Apple not allowing iPhone unlocking - this is a culture of ownership.

by Matt297 November 5, 2007

Bownership

Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.

Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

by Dick Fucking Diggler May 8, 2015

ownership

The act of owning (owning skill). Being awesome at a skill or trait, like no other person. Intense well doing above all other people trying, master of the skill.

A.K.A. owned

Attack Frog laid down a thick helping of ownership at H2. Attack Frog has those ownership skills.

by J M K May 19, 2005

Bownership

Take complete pride in popping a rod in a public place.

Little Johnny took complete bownership of the rod he popped while doing show and tell at school today!

by Dungeon of Manlove June 4, 2011

Server Ownership

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.

I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.

by Fractured June 12, 2018

Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.

One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".

by tanjung March 31, 2015