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Johndef is a friendly stoner who is Filipino and who loves Pizza.
Johndef loves blunts, bongs, pandas and women with PHAT asses.
Johndef by panda.man February 8, 2018
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johndle by Youngmoodz February 7, 2022

John Doe 

a general word for a man(see also Jane Doe)
The police were not able to identify the victim, so they simply refered to him as John Doe.
John Doe by Light Joker January 24, 2005

John Doe 

1. A fictitious name used to identify an unknown man or body. Also referred to as 'Jane Doe'.
2. An unidentified man.
3. An alias used in legal proceedings to identify an unknown male.
The police were unable to identify the victim, so they simply referred to him as 'John Doe'.
John Doe by dubwub August 20, 2014

Johndenvered 

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.
*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.
Johndenvered by good old max February 5, 2019

johndepadua 

I get so Johndepadua every time I see a cute guy!
johndepadua by Mervyyy December 1, 2013
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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