Johnder 

Johnder will probably end up being friends with a person named Alexis. He is ugly as hell but thinks he’s cute, people will probably make fun of a Johnder because if you search it up you’ll get a tractor. If you seen the Snapchat challenge he would probably underline all of this red
Now let’s get to the good part
Johnder has a small ass penis I likes to fuck people
That’s all

“Yo who’s that”
“Just some ugly nigga that thinks their cute”
“Damn probably a Johnder”

Johnder by Hahahahahahahh1 April 15, 2019

Johnder 

Johnder is the sexiest Asian alive, his penis is so large it makes any women around him wet and begging for more, his children will either be cute and innocent or a raging vape addict

Johnder is the sexiest man alive

Johnder by ILovePenis657 April 24, 2023

Johndrow 

Johndrow's are ladies men. They love to flirt and will text their lives away. Fall in love easy but will never forget their first true love. Great at baseball and loves tall black girls

Look at that Johndrow hit that homerun!

Johndrow by gotta Love em March 6, 2010

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

Johner by Psydu July 30, 2021

johnner 

That weird moment when your friend named John, Jonah, Johnny gets a boner...

Johnny: Damn! I got a johnner again in my pants! It hurts a lot having a Johnner.

johnner by Mr. Uncle September 22, 2021

Johndef 

Johndef is a friendly stoner who is Filipino and who loves Pizza.

Johndef loves blunts, bongs, pandas and women with PHAT asses.

Johndef by panda.man February 8, 2018

johnference 

Placing or accepting a cell phone call in a public restroom stall.

Bill: "Where's Ravi?"
Ricky: "I just heard him having a johnference with someone in stall two. I flushed twice to give her a location reference."

johnference by RickyDash September 22, 2009