Johnder

Johnder is the sexiest Asian alive, his penis is so large it makes any women around him wet and begging for more, his children will either be cute and innocent or a raging vape addict

Johnder is the sexiest man alive

by ILovePenis657 April 25, 2023

Johnder

Johnder will probably end up being friends with a person named Alexis. He is ugly as hell but thinks he’s cute, people will probably make fun of a Johnder because if you search it up you’ll get a tractor. If you seen the Snapchat challenge he would probably underline all of this red
Now let’s get to the good part
Johnder has a small ass penis I likes to fuck people
That’s all

“Yo who’s that”
“Just some ugly nigga that thinks their cute”
“Damn probably a Johnder”

by Hahahahahahahh1 April 15, 2019

Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023