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A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses
Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives
Johndel by dedoks October 16, 2010
Words you can keep
That one guy who makes awkward jokes and would force everyone to laugh with him because they have no choice but to play along with him
Johndel's an awkward joker, am I right?

Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!
Johnelle’s are the best to have around
Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018
A person who is very kind and helpful to others. He has awesome friends and gets good grades at school. He may be shy at first but when you get to talk with him, he is a very nice guy. He can talk about different kinds of topics when having a conversation with him. He knows a lot about music, tv shows, movies, and more. He is the kind of person who can make others happy, even when he is not saying much. Kids and adults like him because of his personality.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seem that one guy who doesn't talk that much?"

Person 2: "Who, Jondell?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I think that's his name."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I know him, Jondell is very nice when you get to know him."
Jondell by JT111 June 16, 2017
Johndef is a friendly stoner who is Filipino and who loves Pizza.
Johndef loves blunts, bongs, pandas and women with PHAT asses.
Johndef by panda.man February 8, 2018
Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.
“Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate
Johnel by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018
Wassup Johndle
johndle by Youngmoodz February 7, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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