Johnaphobia

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John

Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"

by AREX992 November 30, 2019

Reverse Johnaphobia

The intense fear that your balls will not be tickled by John

I sure hope I don’t contract Reverse Johnaphobia

by I’m not gay I just like men November 4, 2021

johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

by 1234supp June 12, 2013

Joshaphobia

The fear of; listening to, enduring, or dealing with the repercussions of having a drinking buddy called josh.

After these last few years, I've really started to experience dreadful joshaphobia.

by Wackojacko January 17, 2013

jenaphobia

Fear of anything associated with the ultimate coolness.

Wow, that is the most incredible theory I've ever heard, too be he won't even listen to it, he's suffering from jenaphobia

by j1969 September 21, 2009

Jonaphobia

Being in love with Sydney

Jonaphobia has struck me down

by Papasan37 September 10, 2019

johnophobia

The fear of John.

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.

by changjejgjgjdjdng September 14, 2018