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johanphobia 

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013
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Joshaphobia 

The fear of; listening to, enduring, or dealing with the repercussions of having a drinking buddy called josh.
After these last few years, I've really started to experience dreadful joshaphobia.
Joshaphobia by Wackojacko January 17, 2013

Johnaphobia 

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John
Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"
Johnaphobia by AREX992 November 30, 2019

Jonaphobia 

Jonaphobia has struck me down
Jonaphobia by Papasan37 September 10, 2019

Jordanphobia

The fear of spending the rest of your life in Jordan.

Common symptoms of this disorder include constant anxiety, inability to concentrate, loss of appetite, and frequent nightmares about not being able to leave Jordan.
I think I just realized what's wrong with me. I have Jordanphobia.

jordanphobia

A fear of people named Jordan, or anyone named Jordan in general.
Person One: "Hey, have you seen Jordan?"
Person Two: "They scare me, I HAVE JORDANPHOBIA!"
jordanphobia by jordanarino March 6, 2021

johnophobia 

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.
johnophobia by changjejgjgjdjdng September 14, 2018
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