John-Phobia 

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

John-Phobia by Ntlane2004 July 7, 2023

johanphobia 

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013

Johnaphobia 

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John

Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"

Johnaphobia by AREX992 November 30, 2019

johnophobia 

The fear of John.

I have Johnophobia because I’m scared of John.

johnophobia by changjejgjgjdjdng September 14, 2018

johnphobia 

The fear of shaving off your moustache for other detectives.

“Did you hear that john revealed he has johnphobia to mary.”

johnphobia by Dickandballtorture February 11, 2024

johnphobic 

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor

Im so fucking johnphobic

johnphobic by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

Johnophobia 

The fear of people named "John" and "Josh"

"I heard Austin has Johnophobia, you better stay away from him John."

Johnophobia by vestiary egg December 6, 2022