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Jobaphobia 

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A persistent and irrational fear of being employed or holding a job, often accompanied by feelings of anxiety, dread, or aversion toward the obligations, routines, and perceived restrictions associated with formal employment.
I am terrified of getting a job, this is defined as jobaphobia
Jobaphobia by Employed August 12, 2025

Josophobia 

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The fear of having your name googled
I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia 

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Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017

johanphobia 

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The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013

Joshaphobia 

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The fear of; listening to, enduring, or dealing with the repercussions of having a drinking buddy called josh.
After these last few years, I've really started to experience dreadful joshaphobia.
Joshaphobia by Wackojacko January 17, 2013

jojophobia 

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an extreme or irrational fear of references
dont reference anything when near him. He has jojophobia
jojophobia by ekrej December 12, 2017
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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