Joshaphobia
The fear of; listening to, enduring, or dealing with the repercussions of having a drinking buddy called josh.
Joshaphobia by Wackojacko January 17, 2013
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Josophobia
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017
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Joshaphobia • Jobaphobia • Josophobia • Jestaphobia • Joemaphobia • johanphobia • Johnaphobia • Jonaphobia • Jotaphobia • Oshaphobia
johanphobia
The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013
Johnaphobia
Johnaphobia by AREX992 November 30, 2019
Josophobia
Josophobia by L.X.V November 25, 2017
Jotaphobia
I have Otaphobia!
You mean Jotaphobia?
You said the forbidden letter Ack.
You mean Jack?
Stop scaring me you erk!
You mean jerk?
Stop ack please!
You mean Jotaphobia?
You said the forbidden letter Ack.
You mean Jack?
Stop scaring me you erk!
You mean jerk?
Stop ack please!
Jotaphobia by AnOrganism January 30, 2022
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