Joshaphobia

The fear of; listening to, enduring, or dealing with the repercussions of having a drinking buddy called josh.

After these last few years, I've really started to experience dreadful joshaphobia.

by Wackojacko January 17, 2013

Josophobia

The fear of having your name googled

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

by 1234supp June 12, 2013

Johnaphobia

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John

Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"

by AREX992 November 30, 2019

Jonaphobia

Being in love with Sydney

Jonaphobia has struck me down

by Papasan37 September 10, 2019

Josophobia

Josophobia is the fear of getting your name googled by random people on the internet.

Have you seen that guy on the Discord chat? He certainly had Josophobia

by L.X.V November 25, 2017

Jotaphobia

fear of the letter J because apparently jam is too scary.

I have Otaphobia!

You mean Jotaphobia?

You said the forbidden letter Ack.

You mean Jack?

Stop scaring me you erk!

You mean jerk?

Stop ack please!

by AnOrganism January 30, 2022