John Phillip 

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.

John Phillip has the Goose?!?!

John Phillip by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine 

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

John phillips

John Phillips is the sexist man alive and has a big most dick unlike bobby Lombardo with his small little shrimp dick.

Danm john phillips fuck me I don't want that piece of shit bobby lombardo.

John phillips by Titlicker 69 February 13, 2018

John Philip Sousa 

The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist

John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.

John Philip Sousa by Veroli October 13, 2022

Philip John Clapp 

The real birth name of Jackass star, Johnny Knoxville. He got his stage name, Johnny Knoxville, from two things. His middle name, John. Also, he was born & raised in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Johnny Knoxville's real name is Philip John Clapp or PJ Clapp.

Philip John Clapp by Cassiestein August 7, 2009

JohnPhilip Macalaguin 

Philinpino version of Mario and Luigis Uncle. SHAVE YO MUSTACHE HOMIE.

when your mustache is not shaved after a couple of day and you look like a mexicano, like JohnPhilip Macalaguin

JohnPhilip Macalaguin by youknowwhoiamhomieeson July 7, 2009