Johannesbug
Johannesbug by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021
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Johannisburg Pinto
Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018
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Johannesburg
biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.
Johannesburg by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006
Johannesburg
Widely known as the largest city in South Africa, it is also an expletive used in place of "god damn" or "holy shit". (made famous in the great state of North Carolina).
Johannesburg by teep July 25, 2006
Johannesberg
johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"
"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"
Johannesberg by Greg February 2, 2005
University of Johannesburg
University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
University of Johannesburg by Thedarklol July 26, 2022
Johannesing
Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.
To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀
To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀
Johannesing by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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