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Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

Johannesburg 

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.
I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.
Johannesburg by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

Johannesburg 

Widely known as the largest city in South Africa, it is also an expletive used in place of "god damn" or "holy shit". (made famous in the great state of North Carolina).
Steve: That shit is 50 bucks man.
Javier: Johannesburg. I only have 30!
Johannesburg by teep July 25, 2006

University of Johannesburg 

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

Johannesbug 

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.
Johannesbug by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021