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Jimmy Johnned 

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Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.
Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015
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Johanned 

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When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.
Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.
Johanned by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

Johandy

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One of the sweetest guys. He will always be there for you no matter what. You'll fall in love with him, hopefully he'll love you back. He will always make you laugh. He's amazing. <3
"Yo, dude Johandy's AWESOME."

"I love you Johandy"

"Johandy's an asshole, but I love him." (:

"Oh, baby. (;" Johandy
Johandy by Applesauce. (; August 8, 2011

Johanes 

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tall, dark and handsome; the womanizer
Ryan Gosling: I acted like my friend Johanes in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".
Johanes by pseudophier January 11, 2012

Getting johned 

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Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth
Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.
Getting johned by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johned it 

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When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.
Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!
Johned it by Johned it October 4, 2019
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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