Johannes'a

The ability to kill someone in a 1v1 duel

You just got johannes'a...

Johannes'a by TK12 March 9, 2017

a Johannes 

Leaving a bad situation or person to increase the desire to come back.

He did a Johannes to his girlfriend

a Johannes by TheJohannes January 29, 2021

A filthy Johannes 

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you

"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"

A filthy Johannes by Jennefar February 28, 2022

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX 

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

Johannes by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010