Johanalis 

johanalis is a girl who dates men that look like a flat pancake and was thrown up on, can throw someone out the window, loves to look like the rat from Ratatouille, looks like ur local garbage and can and will throw you all the way to china.

bob the builder: dude did you hear about that girl johanalis she is back dating that uggo pancake name raillou (ur twin).
Caillou: omg really, ew so gross. But we should be quiet so she dont throw us out the window.

Johanalis by urfavgalkk January 10, 2022

Johanalis 

the most annoying girl, who loves to date toxic boys, sucks at math, but is a good friend.

she also is super strong and with throw you across the hall and out the window! :D

Bob the builder: did u hear, that girl johanalis is back dating that uggo flat pancake of a boy rian (ur twin).

Caillou: shhh dont let her hear you she will throw you out the window!

Johanalis by urfavgalkk January 10, 2022

Game Journalist 

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

Game Journalist by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

Underpants journalist 

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

Underpants journalist by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

Games Journalist

A high on soy dude that is already a joke within journalism, but his masochist self just wants more paddles to his arse.

"the games journalist gave his wife a rose when she came home after having sex with Raul."

Games Journalist by Kandy_ElmofromEverywhere May 7, 2018

yellow journalism 

The use of cheaply sensational or unscrupulous methods in newspapers to attract and influence the readers.

99.3% of what is in tabloid newspapers is yellow journalism.

yellow journalism by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY December 26, 2003

journalistic masturbation 

When a journalist writes an article showing off his or her writing skills, vocabulary and worldly knowledge rather than sticking to the job of reporting. This is usually the case in an interview where the opinions and insight of the subject are overshadowed by the journalist's uncontrollable need to show off. It is when the standard of unbiased journalism becomes commentary when it is not supposed to be. In other words, it's all about the writer's ego.

The best example ever of "journalistic masturbation" can be found in the cover story of the LA Weekly Nov. 30 - Dec. 6 issue/ Vol. 30/ No. 2 "Dennis Kucinich Has Five Minutes For You" by Dwayne Booth.

journalistic masturbation by Mr. Clizzy fresh December 31, 2007