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Game Journalist 

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual
Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?
Game Journalist by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

Underpants journalist 

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

Games Journalist

A high on soy dude that is already a joke within journalism, but his masochist self just wants more paddles to his arse.
"the games journalist gave his wife a rose when she came home after having sex with Raul."

junglist 

JUNGLIST (jun*gul*list)n. 1) A male or female who regularly listens to drum & bass/ jungle music. Junglist are also very aware of breakbeat culture practicing most traditions in & around breakbeat & hip- hop culture (ie. graffiti, breaking, mc'ing, dj'ing).
Junglists are very bias towards Jungle/drum & bass but have a general open mind towards broken beats.
I'm a junglist!
junglist by C_squared October 19, 2003

junglist 

1 Before the emergence of Jungle/dnb this word used to describe the inhabitants of the Tivoli gardens area of Kingston Jamaica and was also taken on by the young people of the Broadwater farm estate in the Tottenham area of London.

2 Someone who is in full feeling of a certain type of music and vibe most typified in jungle/dnb . However an old skool junglist would have their roots firmly in 80's hip hop and reggae/dancehall and would have been effected by the early acid house and rave scene thus bringing with them there hip hop and reggae influences,essentially a junglist would listen to any music that has a certain ruff vibe to it most typified by breakbeats and heavy bassline
1 big up the tivoli junglist posse

2 inside jungle/dnb rave; hold up ya hand if u a true junglist
junglist by junglistical gargon April 14, 2009

journalistic masturbation 

When a journalist writes an article showing off his or her writing skills, vocabulary and worldly knowledge rather than sticking to the job of reporting. This is usually the case in an interview where the opinions and insight of the subject are overshadowed by the journalist's uncontrollable need to show off. It is when the standard of unbiased journalism becomes commentary when it is not supposed to be. In other words, it's all about the writer's ego.
The best example ever of "journalistic masturbation" can be found in the cover story of the LA Weekly Nov. 30 - Dec. 6 issue/ Vol. 30/ No. 2 "Dennis Kucinich Has Five Minutes For You" by Dwayne Booth.