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She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭
Jonalis is thick smart and the best
jonalis by Lerenda January 6, 2019
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is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim
friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs
Jonaliza by taurusded June 7, 2021
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She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone.
Jonalys is thick smart and the best
Jonalys by Kenit January 30, 2020

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008

Jonasism 

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.
Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!
Jonasism by Zymbles April 1, 2019
She is a Latina girl. she is the best loyal wonderful friend you can ever have.she is cute,nice,unique and fearless.she might look like and angle but she is not . Always has your back in a fight . She is very smart and beautiful.She is the one person that will have your back anytime and any day. she is the one friend that you won’t want to lose.
Jodalis is amazing
jodalis by Jodalis November 21, 2018
To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
Jonalized by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009
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