Jock Jock 

A radio host who talks about sports.

Caller: Oh, yeah LeBron is something. By the way, what do you think about Joe Biden?

Jock Jock: What team does he play for?

Jock Jock by longtimecaller July 11, 2010

jock jockey

a person who spends their time providing opinions, speculation, lies or 5% truth related to and about sports players (jocks) via the media as a profession or vocation. Some have played sports and can't do anything else while others wish they could have played sports and have an unfulfilled love of jocks.

jock jockey includes any: sports radio talk show host. sports podcasters or bloggers. print media sports writers. tv sports talk host. sports reporters of any kind.

jock jockey by perfect d February 28, 2011

jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

jock up by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Half Jock 

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

Half Jock by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010

military jock 

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

military jock by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

nerd jock 

A fairly rare breed of human which have a high level of intelligence as-well as great physical abilities. They can fit into all social groups but prefer to stay superior to all of their peers. They are able to perform well in school (85% + avg) and in many sports and physical activities. Nerd- Jocks were commonly referred as "all-rounders" or "school boys" because of their ability to perform well in school and excel in many form of athletics

John always manages to get an A on every one of his math, science and english tests and play on the school basket-ball team and his rep soccer team. John is a nerd jock

nerd jock by fallofnations September 6, 2011

Technology Jock 

Refers to that of a Geek, however is much cooler or rather dope. They are the cool kids of the science world. They know a lot about technology and advancements in modern science. They have a really high understanding of technology and how everyday things work. Technology jocks aren't your everyday "Geek Squad" of IT repair man they know the nooks and crannies of all technology, in the scenario that they don't they will learn quickly. They acel in both Science and Math, however not limited to those subjects. They argue their side until they are proven wrong or the opponent loses, they can be stubborn at times but are generally speaking nice and flexible. They are the type of person that will be very successful in life. They aren't the type of people to back down from a fight, but they know their limitations, because of this they constantly push themselves to greatness and new heights. Some times they are viewed as condescending or arrogant, however truly aren't, It's rather that they have high expectations for all. Technology jocks are cooler than any other "jock" e.g. "theater jock" "Regular Jock" (The ones who are good at sports). The Term Technology Jock should never be overused as the term "genius" is.

That Sean guy, he knows his technology, he's such a Technology Jock.

That Isaac guy is a really good programer, he's such a Technology Jock.

I'm not a nerd, I'm a Technology Jock.

Oh, That Sean guy, I'm so glad he is a Technology Jock. It would be so annoying if he were a Theater Jock, and always breaking into songs.

Technology Jock by Totally_Not_Isaac_Or_Sean May 3, 2017